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Friday, December 24, 2004
What I Want For Christmas
Santa,
I've been a good boy, and by that I mean I haven't been the slut that people assume I am.
I've had a rough year, but still had time on my hands to do extended hours of volunteer work. I've given to the less fortunate, and lent a helping hand to the downtrodden... kind of. So, in turn, I think it's fitting that I receive.
My wish for Christmas? I want a blog boytoy with the following:
Andy's smoky eyes
Steven's eyebrows
Matty's chiselled cheekbones
Steph's sungod complexion
Rob's knee-weakening grin
Chris' irresistable charm
Billy's distinctive chin
Panchesco's sexy goofiness
Geekslut's sexual appetite
Dave's loyalty and his capacity to love
Dan's silly sense of humour
Mark's sincerity
Sam's wise-beyond-his-years mentality
Robert's exoticness
Watercolourboy's British accent
Ray-ray's rock-hard six-pack
Slate's dance grooves
Soblo's to-die-for arms
and ofcourse...
Corin's gigantuous ummmm... you know.
By the way, I'd prefer chocolate. Dark chocolate, but we all know how hard that is to come by. Height at 5'5" would be ideal.
Santa, you grant me my wish and I'll let you watch.
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Politically correct or not, Merry Christmas boys and girls!
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