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Thursday, September 02, 2004
Not Another Nasty Pick-up Line
Late Sunday night coming back from Niagara Falls, I got a call from my old roommate asking to hang out at a bar. I said sure. The most disgusting pickup line to date went something like this:
"Do you work out?" says Mystery Guy.
I reply with my modesty shield: "I do, but I haven't been as dedicated this summer."
"Well, I bet your hands get worked out alot."
Ew. I cringed. To make matters worse, he had to spell it out as if I didn't get 'it'.
"You...using your hands to.... masturbate..."
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