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Tuesday, June 29, 2004
Pride 2004
Rather than give a step-by-step account on my pride'04 craziness, I figure it would be more fun if I tease you guys with little tidbits and conversation snippets. Put two and two together.
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To the ear, I whisper: "Your boyfriend's cock is in my ass...". From experience, I find saying this drives couples wild.
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"You're bossy!"
"Yeah, you are!"
"I'm not bossy. I just know what I like." I reply.
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At a club: A guy brushes his hand on my abdomen. I grab his hand and pull him towards me. "You're hot!" I tell him and we talk briefly.
"He's a great kisser." Out of nowhere, a friend gives me an assessment of his "skills". Oh dear.
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In bed: "Aw, man, that was messy!"
"Let's take a shower"
Trying to downplay my excitement: "Uhhh...okay." I love showers. LOL.
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At a house party: "Your drag queen name is now Mahogany!" I like!
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At another house party: "Find me a boyfriend. I want to get rid of this one."
"Uhhh...." How am I to reply?
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"You are so adorable, my mighty mouse."
"Thanks for spending the night."
"I love Canada."
"Well, I love America!"
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At a pre-pride party at Sunday noon, this is me saying to 3 strangers I just met each equipped with his own camera: "Literally, this is 30 pictures in a row. I've never seen so much purple dots in my life! This better not end up on the internet somewhere!"
UPDATE: received an email yesterday morning with a link to a pride photoalbum. Email says: "Hey I found this. Check it out. You're in it!" Uh-oh.
UPDATE#2: received an email today from a guy named Tony asking for an alternative way of "sending" the many pictures he took. (who the hell is Tony?)
As per verbatum: "I have to say, you are a very charming guy and I can not help thinking of you when I was driving back to Montreal this morning.^_^"
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Walking north on Church street: A tap on the shoulder, "You have a great body."
"Oh, thanks!" I smile.
Then, the guy literally runs away.
So... do I chase him?
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Another stranger on the street, "If you're ever in New York, call me. I'll hook you up." Hands me his business card. Hmmmmm... very tempting.
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At 5am in the morning, my heart begins to melt as I am told this: "For the past two days, I felt so proud walking down that street holding your hand." Aw. Sniff sniff.
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