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Sunday, May 02, 2004
Fun in the Shower Room: SUBMISSION #4
So here's the dealio: I need a new alias. The consensus is that DTB sucks. You don't have to tell me this. My creative juices has run dry for a distinctive yet catchy name.
He suggested 'WK' as in 'Wet Knickers'. I thought it was cute, but I was worried that it might be a tad perverse.
He suggested something along the lines of 'Sponge Bob Square Pants'... That's another cute name. But the word Sponge is so undesirable. Sponge the Mighty? The Mighty Sponge?
What about 'GNC'? Guy with Napoleon Complex. Hmmmm...
God, help me find an identity!
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SUBMISSION #4
Meet Mike, a veteran blogger. From his site, it's evident that he's developed quite a following discussing Broadway, Playbill headlines, and NYC life specifics..... on occasion some porn talk. Assessing the look of his site, I presumed Mike was quite the conservative. But as he assures me...
Do not be fooled by his baby face. Like Britney, he's not so innocent. He sent me shower pictures at 5 o'clock in the morning.
Less than 24 hours earlier, I asked this eloquent 27 year old a for shower pic. He was quick to reply that he didn't have anyone to take pictures of him getting wet. A few hours after that, I receive another email. Apparently, he invited an amateur shutterbug to his place for the night. (Do tell us what happened, Mike! LOL.)
Mike was going for that grin of "innocence" on the above picture. I think it was well captured. But as he points to me, it was "ironic given what was going on behind the scenes".
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