Thursday, April 29, 2004

Phil Collins Sat On Me

I had the weirdest dream. I was in bed with Phil Collins. Yes, of all people, Phil Collins was riding me. This is just so out of the blue - and so out of character for me.

So I googled this. And then I tried this. No luck.

What is Phil Collins doing sitting on my cock? This is just too funny. Then, something clicked in my head. I realized that I was dreaming. I'm absolutely floored that I started laughing hard. I laughed so hard to the point that I woke up giggling.

I've been trying to venture into lucid dreaming for the longest time without any luck. Thanks for the sex, Phil! A lot of famous creatives experiment with lucid dreaming because it gives them an environment where they can be like God, create and control events to their liking in the safe environment of the mind.

The next time I am lucid dreaming, I am going to summon this guy. I'm going to please him in ways that only God can. No question about it.

//posted on 4/29/2004 03:49:00 AM. I want to hear from ya - Send me an e-mail.